Security is beefed up, and fans are restricted from wearing vulgar or obscene clothing for the highly anticipated homecoming of LeBron James to Quicken Loans Arena on Thursday. Here are some sign ideas that would pass the arena’s standards:
10. I think you left your talents in Cleveland.
9. The Heat is off.
8. King James, you’re a royal jerk.
7. Art Modell > LeBron
6. Instead of wearing your jersey, I used it to wax my car.
5. Seeing Jim Gray makes me puke.
4. Hey LeBron, life’s a beach.
3. If you can’t take the Heat, get out of Cleveland! Oh wait, you did.
2. What do you and your girlfriend have in common? No ring.
1. This Cee Lo song goes out to you …
