Why not make Fat Albert eat his words?

Dear Dan Snyder,

You bought a pig in a poke. We’re sorry about that — but that’s what happens when you try and play general manager and your background is not in football.

We’re willing to let that go — that was in the past, and you’ve shown us, we hope, that things have changed with new coach Mike Shanahan and GM Bruce Allen.

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Now here’s where you can really show us change — keep Albert Haynesworth. But we’re not advocating that you play him. Fat Albert’s acting like he’s holding all the cards because the Redskins have paid him more than $30 million. Any player who says, “My number one goal has always been to help my team win — period,” and then decides to sit out a mandatory camp — let alone an optional one — is delusional.

However, because of his antics and off-the-field issues, his trade value right now is zilch. Banishing him to Oakland or Detroit is too good for this guy.

Keep him around and put him on the Reserve/Did Not Report list. Make him sit.

He has said in the past he wants to be in the Hall of Fame and post Reggie White-like numbers. Punish him like the misbehaving, spoiled brat that he is. No one gets to the Hall by sitting on the bench.

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