Have you ever seen so many horrendous drives in a major championship? And to think that Augusta National actually has wide fairways. Happy Gilmore should have gotten a sponsor’s exemption.
Tiger Woods’ round has become an episode of “24.” Give him credit. He is coming up with new and creative ways of expressing his outrage without dropping any F-bombs.
Phil Mickelson is craning his neck so much, trying to follow his wayward drives, that his head might fall off his shoulders.
What are the best shoes to wear when hitting from pine needles? Maybe those crazy slippers Fred Couples is wearing. Trouble is, he and K.J. Choi are the only ones keeping the ball in the fairway.
Leaders hitting the par-fives now. Let the games begin. Anthony Kim eagle at No. 15. He’ll be the leader in the clubhouse, not a bad place considering the carnage. This is getting good.
