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“We must be two desperate housewives.”
– James Carville, recalling a comment his wife, Mary Matalin, made to Kathleen Matthews (wife of “Hardball’s” Chris)
“Darth Vader is one of the nicest things I’ve been called recently.”
– Dick Cheney
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“One of the great things about running for president is you get to see the back rooms and kitchens of a lot of hotels.”
– Fred Thompson
“When a cell phone goes off, you hear an annoying sound. I hear ‘ka-ching, ka-ching.’”
– Former Virginia governor and Nextel founder Mark Warner
“They ought to call this the suicide channel.”
– Comic Lewis Black, headlining the launch party for XM Radio’s “POTUS Channel”
“The Chocolate City … is getting less chocolate all the time.”
– Princeton academic Cornel West
“I’m fairly surprised how little it does happen.”
– Sen. Jim DeMint, remarking on sexual affairs by members of Congress
“If I had been a liberal, I’d be a hero.”
– Jeff Gannon
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“Why can’t I get a fatwa? Don’t they read my stuff?”
– Ann Coulter
“They have reproductive organs the size of BBs.”
– Sen. Tom Coburn on his colleagues’ appetite for ethics reform
“If you reallywant to keep a secret in Washington, give a speech. No one pays attention.”
– Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff
