The Right Man
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In honor of the 400th episode of “The Simpsons,” David Letterman let Homer Simpson read Monday’s top 10 list. The category: “Top Ten Reasons Why I, Homer Simpson, Should Be President”:
10. I’m smarter than the last guy.
9. With an oval office, I can’t bump into anything.
8. Fox News is already on my side.
7. I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job.
6. I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions.
5. I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts.
4. I willbe the Secretary of Donuts.
3. My middle name isn’t Hussein … anymore.
2. My vice president will be Mayor McCheese.
1. Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you’re in!
