“It is so dense only a scientist can read it, so we make a brochure with lots of white space and pictures for the average American to read.”
– Acting Surgeon General Kenneth Moritsugu, joking about a report his office just released on secondhand smoke
“I think you’re the best governor we’ve ever had.”
– A greeting Rep. Roy Blunt, R-Mo., says he received from an unidentified constituent in Missouri, who mistook him for his son, Gov. Matt Blunt
