Crime

Why lock up criminals when you can lock up ice cream?

By Zachary Faria
Published July 28, 2023 4:15am ET
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Why lock up criminals when you can lock up ice cream?
What happens when a bunch of hippies get together and decide that prosecuting crimes is mean and people should be able to just take what they want when they want instead? In lieu of the city putting criminals in jail, stores put ice cream behind bars in their place. TRUTH IS THE FIRST CASUALTY OF […]

What happens when a bunch of hippies get together and decide that prosecuting crimes is mean and people should be able to just take what they want when they want instead?

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