As giants Trump and Jeff Bezos battle, Middle America loses

According to Greek mythology, one of the most epic battles between the gods occurred when Typhon the monstrous serpentine giant challenged Zeus, the ruler of all gods, for control of the universe.

While Zeus would ultimately emerge victorious over Typhon, the people of Earth suffered mightily. As the battle raged, scores of farmers’ herds were devoured, rivers were turned to dust ruining crops and destroying all sea life, and the land in the battle zone was generally laid to waste.