Democrats have failed to sell a single, simple impeachable offense: Abuse of power

After successfully staving them off for nearly a year, Nancy Pelosi finally succumbed to Democratic calls for impeachment.

“Sadly, but with confidence and humility, with allegiance to our founders, and our heart full of love for America, today I am asking our chairman to proceed with the articles of impeachment,” Pelosi said, straining not to smile. But most crucially, she said the lines that Democrats have been dumb not to plaster to their foreheads for the past three months.