On Wednesday morning, anti-religion (and anti-philosophy) archvillain Neil deGrasse Tyson tweeted a lamentation from his heart: There are too many dumb people on Earth. Our only hope as a race is to form a scientistic utopia; an Elysium whose access is restricted to the intelligentsia and whose laws are free from the ponderous influence of ancient religious tomes and invulnerable to irresponsible flights of philosophical fancy.