Margery Tannenbaum, 40, was charged with aggravated harassment and endangering the welfare of a minor. Police said she posted an online ad that read, “Looking for a good time? I need a little affection.I am blonde and very cute! I’ll be waiting.”

The ad directed men to an e-mail address controlled by Tannenbaum. She then gave the would-be sex partners the girl’s name and home phone number, police said.

The mother of the 9-year-old girl intercepted at least 40 calls in two days. The first caller said, “Hey, baby,” and asked to speak to the girl. When the mom answered, “This is her mother,” the caller responded, “Oh, hot lady lives with foxy mama.”

Hasta la vista, baby

A group of children playing video games in Reno, Nev., got a “Scared Straight” drug lesson when a man ran naked through an arcade and was subdued with a Taser.

Sean Smith, 19, streaked past a cop near the statue of the Pony Express but ignored the officer’s command to stop. He ran into the casino and dashed into the arcade, startling the children. The officer caught up and stunned Smith with his Taser, which failed to subdue the suspect. After a second zap, Smith fell to the ground. He was handcuffed and covered with bedsheets.

Smith said he had ingested marijuana and LSD, and was running naked because he thought he was “the Terminator.”

They’re fake — so is he

A man posing as a doctor in Florida was arrested after injecting people in their breasts and buttocks with silicone designed for furniture, police said.

Donnie Hendrix has been running an illegal silicone clinic of out his bedroom for months, according to a Flagler County investigators. Hendrix was using industrial silicone, known as “GI Thinner,” used to repair furniture and has no medical use.

Deputies were tipped after one of his clients claimed they had gotten sick.

Hendrix previously spent four years in prison after a grandmother was killed during a “pumping party” he helped throw in 2001 during which people were injected. The woman died when her lungs filled with silicone.

In too deep

A suburban Chicago woman wants police to stop her neighbor from having sex with women in his backyard pool. The man wants police to stop her from watching.

The 20-year-old man was angry that the neighbor reported him and two women, 21 and 20 for having sex in public. He told officers he believed his rights were being violated and she had no right to look out her window to watch him in his pool.

Police explained the town’s public indecency laws, and the three dressed and went inside.