All the things I could do if I had a little money — it’s a rich man’s world!

So, the Salahis were all set to go on Larry King Live Monday night — it’s really the de rigueur first stop on the obligatory post-scandal, self-promotion, explain-yourself publicity tour. No worries about Larry asking anything too awkward (unless you’re Carrie Prejean, and everything is awkward) and you can just talk and talk about yourself for the full hour!