Is there a better name for a football placekicker than “Casey Legg”? Or how about a cornerback named “Pig Cage”? Or a wide receiver named “Boogie Knight”?
These are just some of the gems collected from college football rosters by film, television, and podcast producer Jim Weber, who has put together an entire roster of the best names from across the country.
We sincerely hope each and every one of these athletes lands a “name, image, and likeness” deal for the upcoming season.
Offense
QB – General Booty (Oklahoma)
RB – Kavosiey Smoke (Kentucky)
WR – Decoldest Crawford (Nebraska)
WR – Boogie Knight (Lousiana Monroe)
WR – Ajou Ajou (Southern Florida)
TE – Jaeger Bull (Wake Forest)
OL – Dodge Sauser (Iowa State)
OL – Dylan Deatherage (Western Michigan)
OL – Smart Chibuzo (Texas A&M)
OL – Panda Askew (Charlotte)
OL – Snoop Leota-Amaama (Virginia)
Defense
DL – Octavious Oxendine (Kentucky)
DL – Fish McWilliams (Alabama Birmingham)
DL – Demon Clowney (Mississippi)
DL – Shitta Sillah (Boston College)
LB – Bumper Pool (Arkansas)
LB – Steele Chambers (Ohio State)
LB – Chief Borders (Florida)
DB – Kool-Aid McKinstry (Alabama)
DB – Buck Coors (Wyoming)
DB – Storm Duck (North Carolina)
DB – Pig Cage (Texas San Antonio)
Special Teams
K – Casey Legg (West Virginia)
P – Maximilian Von Marburg (Syracuse)
