Who: Colombian Ambassador Gabriel Silva
What: He’s demanding an apology for the Secret Service sex scandal that occurred in his country earlier this month. “The U.S. should apologize further,” he told a Colombian newspaper. “It is necessary, and I want to hear it from the White House.”
Why it’s dim: Wait — so now we’re supposed to apologize because our officials went to your hookers and paid them for sex?
Cure: Maybe Silva should apologize to the White House instead.