Funny Because It’s True? By Michael Goldfarb December 11, 2007 4:41 pm FacebookTwitterEmailPrint Add Washington Examiner on Google FacebookTwitterEmailPrint A friend sends along this one: I was depressed last night so I rang Lifeline. I was transferred to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. TagsMichael GoldfarbTWS Archive Related Content Finance and Economy Senators to discuss how to stave off Social Security bankruptcy — what to know Op-Eds The endgame in Iran may already be taking shape Editorials Trump’s unified approach is the right AI regulatory path Magazine Inside Scoop: Empathy for ayatollahs, filibuster or bust, transgender turning point Op-Eds How to end the DHS shutdown: Call Democrats’ bluff on ICE warrants