As somebody who doesn’t self-identify as a Millennial (though I may technically be one), I took some pleasure in the collective internet outrage about Hasbro’s boardgame. In case you missed it, it’s just Monopoly. But for Millennials. If you don’t find this premise irresistible, then you’re either an old, or already dead.

Walmart’s app told me it was in stock at the Mount Vernon location for $19.82, which is adorable all on its own. But the app lied and I wasted 40 minutes of my life driving there only to come back empty handed. Sad face emoji.