After dumping Britney Spears via cell phone, as Scoop! reported last week, Isaac Cohen wasted no time cashing in on their connection. The publicity-hungry model blabbed to a British tabloid about Britney’s naughtiest sex secrets and deepest insecurities.

“She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous,” announced the tattling ex. “She was totally happy when we were locked in each other’s arms. But once the sex stopped, Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope.”