HEADING THE LIST of a long, long, exceedingly long–we did say long, didn’t we?–list of pundits, reporters, bloggers, and publications who have been suddenly been struck by a wave of nostalgia for the “old” John McCain, or the “real” John McCain, or the John McCain of 2000, Time‘s Joe Klein has been anticipating the apology McCain will make to him, once it is over, for the unworthy, nasty, disreputable, and really mean campaign he has run. Klein says he won’t accept it, but he needn’t worry. McCain, win or lose, will not make it, and there is no reason that he should.

First is the fact that given the built-in media bias, complaints by the press about “mean” campaigning are a reliable sign to Republicans that their tactics are working. Democratic slurs of conservatives as liars, bigots, and warmongers, cruelly indifferent to the needs of the poor, are described as “spirited,” “red-blooded,” and proof that the speakers are tough enough to be leading the country. Republican attacks on liberals as arrogant, out-of-it, and too weak to be leading the country are–well, you know, mean. Not to mention that most of these “savage” attacks consist of drawing attention to things said and done by the Democrats that the media would rather ignore: Michael Dukakis defending an insane furlough program for prisoners, John Kerry testifying to Congress that his own former shipmates were criminals, Dukakis looking goofy in a tank, that he climbed into of his own free volition, Kerry saying of himself that he had voted for Iraq war funding before voting against it, Obama condescending to Pennsylvania voters who supposedly cling to guns and God out of bitterness, Kerry windsurfing in shorts . . .. Embarrassing a Democrat with his own words and actions is just–sleazy. How low can you go?