As far back as we can remember, we always wanted to be a podcast. But tempers flare: Sonny tells Jonathan to go get his shine box. Achievement Unlocked for JVL! And Vic claims his favorite Christmas present was a summer sausage–can you beat it? Designer jeans, bourbon at sea, and yet even more Rogue One. All on this week’s Substandard!

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