Graduate magna cum laude from Dear Old Alma Mater, donate $50,000 to help keep its ivied halls open because you want to be true to your school—and get slammed in public from here to Sunday by the college president because you don’t happen to be in accord with her anti-Trump, pro-unlimited-immigration political beliefs.

Such is the fate of Kellyanne Conway, counselor to President Trump and also a 1989 graduate of Trinity Washington University (or Trinity College, as it was then known), a 120-year-old Catholic liberal-arts institution for women in Washington, D.C. On February 12, Trinity’s president, Patricia McGuire, writing on her official president’s blog, delivered a 216-word slap in the face to Conway that essentially called her a serial liar: