“Lemon laws are American state laws that provide a remedy for purchasers of cars and other consumer goods in order to compensate for products that repeatedly fail to meet standards of quality and performance,” goes the Wikipedia definition. Republican delegates should study this carefully, as it may be their best option yet.

No product has ever failed to meet standards more comprehensively than has Trump, who, since he clinched the nomination in May, has malfunctioned in a manner more than spectacular and has been a gift beyond price to the opposite party. He has divided his party, disgusted the public, frightened the horses, and seems to be losing to Hillary Clinton. No lemon deserves this law more.