White House Can’t Afford Its Shapeshifting Alien Reptile Guards: Wired.com

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(www.wired.com) Prepare to enter the shadowy world of Tinfoil Tuesday. This week, an extraterrestrial bodyguard protects the president, according to conspiracy theorists. But the White House dismisses the allegations and says it’s too costly.

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