Lindsay Lohan’s jail sentence may be mercifully brief, but that doesn’t mean she’s not suffering horribly. Among other indignities, the starlet has been forced to wear an orange jumpsuit and — brace yourself — “granny panties.” Oh, the humanity!

According to In Touch magazine, the undies in question come one-size-fits-all, and skinny LiLo has to knot them at the sides to keep them up.