America’s favorite Glamazonian wonder goddess didn’t fit in at the United Nations. She’s a powerful agent unafraid to defend the free world against encroaching evils. She gets the job done and she looks good doing it.

It’s unsurprising, then, that officials at the drab and indecisive intergovernmental body scrapped a girl-power campaign centered on super heroine Wonder Woman after just two months. Protesters, both in person and via online petition—U.N. employees among them—declared they couldn’t stand the sight of her: “a large breasted, white woman of impossible proportions.”