The Constitutional Right to Wear Low-Riding Pants?

Published March 28, 2008 2:48pm ET



The NAACP is now claiming that legislation to ban students from wearing low-riding pants is unconstitutional discrimination. That’s right. The Civil War and the 14th amendment have been reduced to vindicating the rights of people to wear low-riding pants, leaving their skivvies exposed to the light of day.

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