We wish we had a dollar for every time a tabloid cover blared the (fabricated) news that Jennifer Aniston is getting married or pregnant. Now, Star is taking the hype up a notch by claiming she’s on a mission to have twins. (Well, that would be one way to compete with Angelina.)

The tabloid claims the former “Friends” star, 39, is so “determined to have a pair of babies” with musician beau John Mayer that she is undergoing fertility treatments.