Hillary Clinton seems to have made her choice of post-political career: incessant unfunny whining. Consider her address to Yale University’s graduating class of 2018.

How’s this for an icebreaker? “I am thrilled for all of you, even the three of you who live in Michigan and didn’t request your absentee ballots in time.” To borrow a line from another presidential loser, Jeb Bush, “Please clap.” Of course, the idea that college students didn’t do enough to elect Clinton is laughable, but it’s also true that her campaign in the Midwest wasn’t firing on all cylinders. Her Brooklyn headquarters ordered resources out of Michigan in the campaign’s final days.