So a priest, a rabbi, and an NFL scout walk into a bar and say, “Bartender, quarterbacks for everyone!”

Quarterbacks taken at the top of the NFL Draft are routine: Last week’s draft was the 13th of 19 in this century in which the initial pick was a quarterback. But the number of them to come off the board early was higher than ever. It was the first draft in NFL annals in which four of the top ten players chosen were signal-callers. Even by the standards of a sport known to touts as “a quarterback league,” that was something.