A Seasonal Hymn for the Rest of Us

By Washington Examiner
Published December 23, 2016 10:00am ET
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A Seasonal Hymn for the Rest of Us
O Festivus! O Festivus! Brighten up the most depressed of us! Let’s raise a pole to draw awareness To this day with low-cost, shiny bareness. No tinsel, stars, or ornaments Can distract us from our tournaments. O Festivus! O Festivus! Friends and family show their restiveness. Young cousins come from all around Pinning pushy uncles […]

O Festivus! O Festivus! Brighten up the most depressed of us!

Let’s raise a pole to draw awareness

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