Dial ‘M’ for moron
A Florida woman was arrested after repeatedly calling 911 to report a lost cell phone. Okaloosa County sheriff’s deputies said the 51-year-old woman kept dialing the emergency number to report that her husband had taken her phone and would not return it. When a deputy returned to the woman’s home a second time and arrested her, he found the cell phone in her jacket pocket.
The first rule of fourth grade …
A New York City teacher has been accused of turning his fourth-grade classroom into a fighting ring. The battle royal was uncovered when a fourth-grader broke the first rule of “fight club.” He talked about it, reports the New York Post. Joseph Gullotta, 29, told two students, ages 9 and 10, to settle an argument with a fight. He closed the door and instructed the other students to give the boys room. One combatant suffered a cut lip, and the other sustained a bruised and swollen head. Gullotta told the students to tell the school nurse they bumped each other trying to pick up a pencil. Authorities learned about what happened after a parent overheard his son complaining that he didn’t have enough fans in his corner. Gullotta was charged with endangering the welfare of a child.
