A upstate New York man was charged with driving while intoxicated after he was found passed out at the wheel of his car with smoke streaming from the hood.

When police asked Jeffrey R. Henderson, 21, if he was alone, he replied, “No, I had a group of midgets with me who ran away when you got here. Yeah, I was alone, dude. Do you see anyone else?”

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