Stupid crimes

Published November 24, 2011 5:00am ET



Hamburglar strikes in Iowa When midnight hunger pangs strike, sometimes McDonald’s is the only solution.

But when Witley Teslow, 21, found his local McDonald’s closed, the Wartburg College student broke a window, climbed inside and helped himself, the Des Moines Register reports.

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