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A man in Massachusetts was caught shoplifting after he stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants.

Police say mall cops chased Chamil Guadarrama, 30, from a Bath and Body Works but he had stuffed so many of the eight-ounce bottles into his pants that his trousers were bursting at the seams and he could barely run.

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