Stay away from college — it’s an expensive, immoral, anti-American rip-off

Time to put college on double secret probation. That’s the punishment Dean Wormer meted out in Animal House, but there’s nothing funny about college campuses these days.

Colleges are admitting students who can’t read, write, or do basic math or science. They’re graduating students with made-up degrees from fake academic departments such as gender studies, which teaches that men are bad; racial studies, which teaches that white people are bad; and climate studies, which teaches that everyone on the planet’s bad, except Greta Thunberg.