Against the Rainbows and Unicorns Act Resolution of 2019

Have you heard about the Rainbows and Unicorns Resolution of 2019? It’s all the rage on Capitol Hill. In fact, most of the 2020 presidential contenders are buzzing about it, with many of them signing on as co-sponsors.

The Rainbows and Unicorns Resolution declares the intention of Congress to brighten the sky with magical creatures, thus ending poverty and ushering in a thousand years of world peace. How does it accomplish this feat? Why, by failing to contain any details, that’s how! That’s the benefit of encasing the Rainbows and Unicorns proposal in a nonbinding resolution instead of an actual law.