When Harley-Davidson visited the White House with a handful of their latest models, President Trump wouldn’t throw a leg over any of the motorcycles. Make no mistake though, the sober germaphobe is a presidential biker in a tailored suit.

The clothes are obviously different but the underlying attitudes are undeniably identical. He is the anti-champion of every bearded and tattooed and gray-haired motorcyclist still raging against the invisible man that closed the factories, took the jobs, and supposedly changed the language from English to Spanish when no one was looking. Together, they rebel against the status quo.