Christmas is eight months away, but from the sound of their rhetoric, the current batch of liberal presidential hopefuls have one thing in common: If one is elected, we’ll all hop on the sleigh to Santa Land where it’s Christmas every day.

There, as we dance around a Christmas tree that never loses its needles, we will find brightly wrapped packages of healthcare, wonderful bundles of college education, and even a benevolent government to forgive our college loans. How about that!