Corey Lewandowski is a thug and a jerk. A married man, he reportedly had an affair with a fellow Trump campaign staffer, one whom he allegedly treated like garbage afterward. He found himself ousted from the campaign entirely after he forcefully seized a female reporter, resulting in a simple battery charge. Lewandowski fell under the scrutiny of special counsel Robert Mueller, who ultimately declined to prosecute him or any other Trump campaigner with obstruction of justice.

Naturally, House Democrats subpoenaed this clown for their first testimony of their de facto impeachment proceedings against President Trump. The results were just what you’d expect.