Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., is both a millionaire and a socialist, a presidential hopeful who swears he’ll make the rich pay their “fair share” but who couldn’t avoid getting kicked off of a commune for laziness. He wants to nationalize one-fifth of the economy, abolish private health insurance, and enact a “Medicare For all” bill that fewer than four in ten Americans support. He’s a radical who honeymooned in the Soviet Union, and he’s built an entire career on the taxpayer dime without ever creating a single job.

All that, and he’s not even close to being the least likable figure in the Democratic Party.