Prior to our yearlong dystopia of the “experts” warning us that grabbing a drink outdoors could kill grandma, attending private talks was a standard Thursday evening. Yet, some have clearly taken the anti-social browbeating of coronavirus Karens to heart, and no moral panic exemplifies the pathologizing of normal human behavior than that over Clubhouse.

Tim Carney outlines a bevy of the media’s hand-wringing over the invitation-only audio-chat social media platform, but to diagnose the anti-social insanity of tattletale journalism, let’s look at the latest from the biggest bully at the New York Times, Taylor Lorenz.