I have a tortoise and you should have one too

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New York City can breathe a sigh of relief. Millenium, a longtime resident of the Queen’s Alley Pond environmental center, has been found. According to AM New York, he was kidnapped around July 16.

This matters, because Millenium is a tortoise, and tortoises are great.

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