Reports of the death of the legacy media may be exaggerated. Last week, some fearless reporting by the Atlantic revealed that Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) makes his own TV dinners from frozen salmon steaks given to him by Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK). “He didn’t especially like salmon, but found that if he put it on a hamburger bun and smothered it in ketchup, it made for a serviceable meal,” the Atlantic reveals. Sen. Murkowski represents Alaska; hence the salmon steaks. Sen. Romney has been in Siberia for years; hence the TV dinners for one.