The fall means three important things to me: chili pepper harvest season, election season, and football season. And for the last 13 years, I have spent countless hours digging into the data and preparing in-depth analyses ahead of a crucial fall activity: my fantasy football draft.

It’s true when they say nobody else cares about your fantasy football team, so I’ll spare you my gloating about how my team this year is currently undefeated despite losing star running back Christian McCaffrey to injury. But one highlight of preparing for the season is reading the columns of ESPN’s Matthew Berry, a long-suffering fan of the Washington Football Team and fantasy football expert.