Please stop pretending our social distancing policy is working

Published July 29, 2020 1:02pm ET



After five months of whatever the hell these past five months have been, I finally broke last night. I don’t mean that I cried or called an enemy in a coronavirus-cum-shutdown-cum-riot triggered meltdown. No, instead, I sang.

After a socially distanced dinner on a restaurant patio, a friend and I met up at another’s for a socially distanced digestif, and that’s when it hit me, the brick wall dividing my patience and my limit.

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