Congratulations to America, if not the world, on making it through round one of the nerdy, geriatric version of Rocky II. On Thursday evening, 81-year-old President Joe Biden finally faced off against former President Donald Trump (a mere 78 years young!) in a long-awaited rematch.

And, thank goodness, Trump won.

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