One of the challenges in Army basic training was staying awake through tedious lectures. Some of these classes were important, teaching key aspects of Army culture. Briefings about sex and avoiding unwanted pregnancies or about the nature of a checking account and how to manage money seemed out of place. I was 21 years old, a legal adult halfway through a university degree. These personal briefings seemed unnecessary.

But anyone who has spent any time in the military knows those classes are critical. They’re needed because, and I say this despite my profound respect for all who have served, there are some shockingly dumb people in every branch of the military.