The White House, March 31, 2025. A surreal scene unfolds in the president’s private residence. Bill Maher, the acerbic comedian who has spent a decade roasting President Donald Trump as a narcissist, wannabe dictator, and threat to democracy, is breaking bread with the 47th president. Kid Rock, the MAGA maestro who brokered this unlikely summit, sits nearby, grinning. UFC boss Dana White rounds out the crew. They’re not negotiating world peace or signing a treaty. They’re just eating, talking, and laughing — yes, laughing.