The other day, I embraced my inner environmentalist and tried to get my mother a free recycling bin issued by Philadelphia’s Department of Streets. I figured it would be easy since there wasn’t any cost. I planned to show up, get the bin, and drive back to my mother’s house. However, when I tried to get one, I was stopped by multiple city workers and yelled at like I was trying to steal the Declaration of Independence.

HOW MANY PHILADELPHIANS MUST BE KILLED BEFORE THE CITY STOPS VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS?