Introducing men’s hockey Olympic gold medal derangement syndrome

Liberals, Democrats, and others on the Left have once again proven themselves to be the most insufferable people on the planet.

Without fail, they regularly demonstrate their skills in siphoning the joy out of what should otherwise be jubilant moments. It is unquestionably a disturbing and odd phenomenon, but one that keeps repeating itself. They desperately clamor for something, anything, to buttress their membership in the perpetually aggrieved class. From ballrooms to Olympic gold medals, the existence of this cadre of despondents is predicated on an insatiable thirst to be miserable.