So, Alec Baldwin punched a stranger in the face for parking in a West Village spot he wanted, if the current reporting is correct. According to Page Six, an “unidentified third party” was attempting to save the East 10th Street parking spot for Baldwin when the stranger parked his car there. The 49-year-old victim has to be taken to Lenox Hill for medical evaluation, according to an NYPD email sent to the Washington Examiner.

If you’re shocked by this, I hate to break it to you, but Alec Baldwin was and has always been trash.